Morality and Politics?!?!?! What a farce!

2010 – The Year of the Tiger, has been publicized by both the media and politicians alike as the year of scams.

A few days ago BJP President Nitin Gadkari was interviewed by Rahul Kanwal on Headlines Today. The issue being discussed was the 2G scam and why has the Opposition decided to become a bunch of cry babies and not allow parliament to conduct business.

Gadkari was prompt to blame the government for the ruckus that the Opposition had caused. However, Rahul Kanwal was equally quick in reminding Gadkari that even the BJP does not have a clean image either. When the Adarsh Land Scam broke out, the Chief Minister of Maharashtra offered his resignation immediately, but when another land scam broke out involving the Chief Minister of the BJP ruled state of Karnataka, this CM was allowed to continue in his post.

Gadkari responded saying “the decision of the Karnataka Chief Minister may be immoral, but not illegal!”

Ridiculous!

This implies that the CM’s office has no moral responsibility. And that we, the people of India, blindly bring them to power.

Hence I decided to rewrite the Preamble of our Constitution.

WE, THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, having solemnly resolved to constitute India into a SOVEREIGN CORRUPT SECULAR AUTOCRATIC REPUBLIC and to secure to all its citizens:

JUSTICE, social, economic and political using nepotism;

LIBERTY of thought, expression, belief, faith and worship as long as it favours my favourite political party;

EQUALITY of status and of opportunity for the people of my community (preferably my family members);

and to promote among them all

FRATERNITY assuring the dignity of the individual and the unity and integrity of the political partY;